Conversations with my 3.5 years old
3.5yo: "Ding Ding Ding Dong!"
Me: "You haven't been a very good boy today. I'm not very happy with you."
3.5yo: "I'm happy with you, Mummy."
Me: (Looking at our reflections in the mirror): "Do you look like mummy, Alexander?"
Me: "Do you look like Daddy then?"
Me: "Who do you look like then?"
3.5yo: "I look like me!"
The modern fairytale he made up one night:
"Once upon a time, there was a princess who lived in a castle in a faraway country. She had a ball, the ball was broken. So Granddad fixed it with some epoxy. The princess played with the ball at the pond with a frog. The End."