2yo: TWO! (Pauses and then looks up with a cheeky grin) Four?
Me: Let's count.
2yo: Two, four, two, four, two four
Me: What did your fish do?
Me: And what happened?
2yo: Dead. (True story, by the way)
Me: What colour is the banana?
2yo: Yoyo .
Me, driving: What can you see?
2yo: Trucks!!! Big!!! More!!! Cooooool.