3yo: "Yes, she's our pet dog."
Me: "She's very special isn't she?"
3yo: "She's not special, she's just NORMAL."
Some difficult questions:
"Who made the beach?"
"Who do rocks come from?"
"Where do our poo go after we flush the toilet?"
On my taste in music:
3yo: "So AWFUL! Turn it off mummy!"
On my singing:
3yo: (hands on ears) "I'm NOT listening."
Me: "Hey, cutie pie."
3yo: "I'm not cutie pie. I'm Mr. Strong."
Me: "Why is your bottom soooo cute?"
3yo: "My bottom is not cute, it's BIG."